5 Reasons I Hate My Partner

Saturday, August 11, 2018

After knowing each other for about 10 years, being in a relationship for over 2 and engaged for 1, it's fair to say I have developed a few pet peeves over time. They're highly annoying and/or embarrassing but regardless, I thought for comedy value, it was time to share 5 of them with you all!

Nail Biting
Kal has a bad habit of biting his nails, that's fine. It's what comes next that annoys me. After biting said nail, he will then chew on it which literally makes the loudest noise ever. Why is it so loud and how hasn't he broken a tooth yet?!

Foot Touching
Every now and then, Kal will gently brush his bare foot against the sole of mine. Not only does this make me jump out of my skin, it makes the hairs on my arms stand on end! I don't know why but I hate it. He finds it hilarious and then proceeds to do it over and over again to get a reaction.

Dirty Clothes
Now I'm not sure if this is just a man thing but for some reason Kallums clothes never quite make it into the basket. Usually they're on the floor near it or even just placed on top of it (with the lid still shut). Baffles the brain it does. Why not just lift the lid?!

'OOo'
Now this won't make much sense unless you know him but picture this... we're out in public, casually doing our shopping or walking around a zoo. Kallum will wait until there is plenty of people around and then just make this single, loud, sharp 'OOo' sound. It makes everybody jump and it's embarrassing. What's worse? He then walks a little further with a shocked look on his face saying 'Oh scared myself I did'.

His Driving
This is going to sound so harsh but I have no idea how he passed his driving test. Every car ride has me holding on to the door or seat as I'm pretty sure he thinks he's a nascar driver. I feel like I'm driving at the same time as my reactions kick in and my foot goes for the 'break pedal'. Scary stuff.


Now, as annoying as all of these are, I do actually love him to pieces and thankfully the good outweighs the bad. I did in fact have his blessing for this post as it was kind of his idea! So, I only hate him sometimes, after all.

Let me know, does your partner have any annoying habits?

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